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0 Comments Monday, August 25, 2014 | @ 3:17 AM
My friend Deb Degrande just shared this...thought ya'll might enjoy it as much as I did.

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A "Politically Correct" Holiday Greeting For You All!

Please accept with no obligation,implied or implicit,my best wishes for an enviromentally concious ,socially responsible,low stress,non addictive,gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday ,practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,or secular practices of your choice,respecting of course , the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditons of others-- or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful,personally fulfilling , and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006,but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make North America great(not to imply that North America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only AMERICA in the Western hemisphere)and without regard to the race,creed,color,age,physical disability,religious faith,or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms:This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawl.It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others , and is void where prohibited by law ,and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year,or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting ,whichever comes first ,and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

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In other words.....MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY HOLIDAYS

and if that upsets anybody.....TOUGH

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